Shutdown Jockey

A government worker or contractor who "rides" the government shutdown and doesn't have to report to work.

Nick: Do you have to go into work tomorrow if the government shuts down?
Bala: Nah, I'm a shutdown jockey. Let's head to the bar for mid-day drinks.

by ImaginaryMohawk September 30, 2013

Shitadori

Origin of the drawing (which can be found on Pinterest by searching 'Shitadori') is the artist wondering if Sukuna's fingers get digested and excreted. The topic escalated to a drawing of Itadori Yuuji sitting on the toilet, with Sukuna on his hand telling him to hurry up.

Exact words:
Sukuna: "bro, why is this taking you so long????"
Itadori: "literally shut up, I'm trying to concentrate"

Looking at the drawing can also cause a sudden feeling of motivation which is vital for passing an exam.

"Bro, how did you do in the exam?"
"Good, I had the power of God, anime and Shitadori by my side!"

by Shadoweebhunter August 26, 2021

Crusty Shutdown

The act of an individual ejaculating on another individual's rectum, followed by a drying period of no less than 12 hours, resulting in ones rectum being temporarily closed.

Jane: I woke up this morning after a rough night of drinking and sex. I had to shit and couldn't manage to get anything out.

Mary: You must have received a crusty shutdown.

Jane: Damn, I know I should have swallowed them ropes.

by ropeslinger August 12, 2013

ROBLOX SHUTDOWN

The ROBLOX Shutdown is rumoured to happen on 22 March 2020, because the staff don’t make enough money to keep the servers online and cool. Just remember; i’ts a rumour. If it is true, then RIP ROBLOX.😔

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the ROBLOX Shutdown?
Person 2: Yes, it was a rumour created by React2424.

by itsmuffintimei October 18, 2019

Schrodinger's shutdown

During a government shutdown, the government doesn't have the money to provide services or pay its employees, but citizens still have taxes taken from their paycheck.

"Wait, the national park is closed? Where the hell did 30% of my paycheck go?"
"Who knows man, it's Schrodinger's shutdown"

by Sonicpanda January 25, 2019

out-of-town shutdown

An issue with one’s digestive tract resulting in the inability to take a dump because you are away from home on vacation

My stomach is killing me. I haven’t taken a shit since we arrived here on vacation. The out-of-town shutdown is lasting longer than normal.

by JT_Hailstorm April 7, 2023

shatadru

It is a type of person who is psychotic and intelligent but little imbalanced from emotional side. He is caring until his ego hurts by someone and extensively obsessed with reading people's mind .

Hey! Are you a shatadru ?

by Zoanki June 12, 2021