cucumber slumber

putting a cucumber up a girls pussy or butt and then snapping it off, leaving half of the cucumber up their hole.

I gave Rachel the cucumber slumber last night.

by Hiawatha October 23, 2006

iman shumpert

new york knick player who has the potential to be better than lebrown

iman shumpert

tore his acl like derrick rose being like a true pro

by KNicks fan fa life August 7, 2012

Shumper

Tariq Tamuji decides that Shumpers are the way forward. It's a hybrid of a jumper and a shirt. essentially a fake shirt collar under a jumper.

Shumper.Available at burtons apparently.

by alidriver November 6, 2010

Slumber Lumber

Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.

So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.

by kmichener June 18, 2011

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 3, 2004

Shumper

A shirt and a jumper combined in one garment worn mainly on men

If you are hot take off your jumper - I can't it's a shumper

by Veggienomore December 21, 2009

Shamber

A chamber of shame where you go to do things that are not particularly bad, but you feel embarrassed to do in say, your living room.
Coined by 710 KIRO's Luke Burbank on his show "Too Beautiful to Live".

"Dude, after I got my electric massage chair from Brookstone, I had to put it into my shamber because my friends would think that I was a total douchebag."

by Luke in FL. January 13, 2009