Steamer McLovin

1) A popular midwest pornstar from the seventies known for exposing himself to Jehova's Witness women every chance he had.

1) When the door opened, the girl from the church was greeted by Steamer McLovin holding his hairy crank. She giggled and then proceeded to drop to her knees and take his purple head into her mouth. Steamer stood with his hands on his hips and said "Witness this, bitch".

by Petergozinya May 18, 2010

steamin' hot semen shot

n. A tongue-twister that can be used by females to enhance concentration during climactic moments of 8-bit video games

Guy: Say "steamin' hot semen shot." It's good luck.

Girl playing Tetris: Steamin' hot semen shot!

::TETRIS::

Girl playing Tetris: Steamin' hot semen shot! Steamin' hot semen shot! Steamin' hot semen shot!

by M. Dogman March 30, 2010

Creamy Steamer

Taking a shit while jerking off

Ryan took a creamy steamer, it was very messy!

by Stephen Blair April 26, 2008

pumpkin steamer

Taking a Poo inside of someone’s lit jack-o-lantern.

Usually a prank played during Halloween

Dude! James laid a gnarly pumpkin steamer on old man Pedersen’s porch!

by D_Wraith October 24, 2017

Seldovia SteamShovel

Unusually hot flatulence that is “cupped” in the hands near the bung, and using an upward motion delivered to friends/family. Much like an old steam shovel mining ore. Origin is from a small coastal Alaskan town of Seldovia.

John unleashed the beast using the time old “Seldovia SteamShovel” method. Many of the customers at the restaurant were pleased and applauded.

by The Sexacutioner October 26, 2018

Fart Fest Steamroller

It’s where a man and a woman scissor, with the man farting in the vagina, the man positions himself face first in front of the vagina. The woman then releases the fart via queefing into the mans face

That was a crazy fart fest steamroller last night!

Omg can we try the Fart Fest Steamroller later?

by lampgash June 17, 2018

kansas city steamer

Ginormous amount of odorous, foul smelling shit.

Hey Maynard! Brad said he lost 3 pounds when

he dropped a huge stinky KANSAS CITY STEAMER
in the toilet!!!

by SNARKKY25 February 24, 2020