shrots

Slang term for shorts.

I've been sitting so long that my shrots are starting to ride up my butt crack.

by emmettliet June 15, 2022

shrot

Derived from the German word of schrott which means 'metal-scrap/metal-junkish'.

Usually used to describe 'useless' things/junks that can't really be discarded because it's:
(1) weirdly precious/treasured
(2) probably become usable/precious in the unknown unforeseeable future
(3) needed for the most nontrivial/hilarious reasons.

Which resulted in the keeping of it for an unreasonably long time.

"Your workbench, its full of shrot! Can't you clean it at least a bit?"
"Don't do anything to the shrots I kept in the corner of the room."
"That wrinkled empty yellow envelope in the desk is my shrot."

by EltaGarouroumons76 March 23, 2019

Shontal

the most amazing girl, and best friend you can ever have. She loves to sing, has a big heart, and can help you through any problem. Shontal's are generally blessed when it comes to bodies and are amazing at using this to dance.

hot guy: "that chick i hooked up with at the club was so fine. I don't remember her name but she was definitely a Shontal."

by hallobestfriendd95 September 5, 2010

Shronk

Verb for Incest
Combo of Shrek and Mike Wazowski

DUDE, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHRONK YOUR SISTER. YOU PERVERT

by SHRONKER6900 October 31, 2017

Shronz

Small penis accompanied by large feet.

What a Shronz!

by Lumi January 4, 2004

shrinter

original idea: to create an output device - half shredder, half printer - for extremely confidential documents.
in real life: a printer that produces more paper jam and torn paper than usable output due to technical malfunction

the printer in my office is definitely a shrinter...

by Wayne Schlegel November 28, 2006

Scrontch

Not quite scratching yet not quite rubbing.

"Would you please scrontch my back?"

"He kept awkwardly scrontching me"

by Gibby5 October 23, 2011