shiterature

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.

Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.

by pspczar February 16, 2006

Gob-Shite

Irish term that strictly translated would be 'mouth shit', meaning a person who talks nonsense.

In the Committments, one character said "Shut up you fucking gob-shite, or I'll fucking burst you"

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Shiternet

Internet that is slow as trying to shit when you're constipated.

Damn my shiternet is slower than my data.

by DatBoi2008 December 9, 2016

Shite

Just like shit, but more fun to say.

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Shiteroon

Can be pronounced as shite-eroon or shit-eroon. Like a macaroon but full of shit. So if your friends are screwing you over, you could say they're feeding you shiteroons, or a shiteroon.

Dude: Man that person is really screwing you over.
Bro: I know she's been feeding me shiteroons. Sooner or later I'm gonna have to stop eating them.

by DogWho16 June 27, 2016

shite craic

Often used in ireland to describe a person who is the opposite of the life and soul of the party or ruins the fun for everyone else.

Mate are you coming out on the piss tonight?

Nah lad I’ve work tomorrow morning so I’m staying in with the wife and kids.

Mate you’re shite craic. Fuck that come and get trashed.

by Buzzer87 July 22, 2019

Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022