by Captain_Thunderpants July 4, 2017

Is the definition of a guy who loves to drink a lot of beer, gets peed on by girls he doesn't want to sleep with and gets super pink while sauna bathing.
by Sanalia June 2, 2017

Shrimpy is one cool dude. Just kidding. He's a nerd that wears unmatched socks and is probably gay. He loves hawaiian shirts, disney movies, and true crime. He will do anything to cheer up his friends, and sometimes total strangers. He makes strong bonds quickly, no matter how many times he gets screwed over. Don't hurt a Shrimpy, and don't let him go.
doofus 1: hey, have you seen Shrimpy today?
doofus 2: yeah, he threw a water bottle at me and said "hydrate before you diedrate"
doofus 1: he's caring like that
doofus 2: yeah, he threw a water bottle at me and said "hydrate before you diedrate"
doofus 1: he's caring like that
by exoticshrimps May 11, 2020

The best coolest person to exist and makes my school life better and just makes me happy and feel like I can do anything and makes me feel so pretty and they r just the best person APPRECIATE THEM NOW.
by SkippyDaPepsi May 8, 2022
