Shrimped up

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

by norambuena April 14, 2023

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Shremper

A trader who achieves significant financial returns from investments within a short time frame. This term is often used in the cryptocurrency community to describe individuals who successfully capitalize on market fluctuations and meme-driven trends.

“After that last trade, he’s officially a SHREMPER; he turned $200 into $2,000 in just a day! #MemeMagic #Shremper”

“I can’t believe how many SHREMPERS popped up after that coin launch; everyone is hitting it big!

by Shrempster October 15, 2024

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shrimped up

When your posture is so awful that your default pose looks like that of a shrimp.

My back has been killing me recently because I’m so shrimped up in my chair.

by Awesomator77 May 14, 2024

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ShrimpRunner

A deeply defining title for one who runs from shrimp. The motives behind this behavior stem from the impending demise brought on by contact with said shrimp

In a broader context, the term captures the emotions associated with imminent doom. While rooted in fear, deeper feelings linger beyond the bare eye. Such that reflects a sense of acceptance of this fate.

Faced with the shrimp, he became ShrimpRunner, retreating as if his fate had already been sealed.

by springwater.og April 6, 2026

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Shrimpeetos

It's a combination of a twist of a shrimp and cheetos together.
Shrimp + Cheetos = shrimpeetos

Decoy 1- "Want a shrimpeeto?"
Decoy 2 - "What's that, what shrimpeetos."
Decoy 1- "It's shrimp and cheetos. the shrimp is covered with spicy cheeto crumbs, with extra butter, some oil, some spicy seasoning."
Decoy 2 - "Awwwww nice. Ok something different i might try that one day."

by anonymous August 13, 2025

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