Shreked

The act of inserting green food coloring into your dick hole, and then nutting green on a girls face.

Bro, I shreked on this girl last night... she didn't even see it coming.

by XXSavage69 March 6, 2018

Shreked

Getting so Schwasted and/or wrecked, that you think you are in a swamp

Bro last night I got so shreked I was telling people to get out of my swamp

by TheRealD_A September 8, 2019

Shreked

When you take a watery shit so bad it wrecks the toilet causing it to resemble Shreks swamp

i shreked my toilet after eating all those wings last night

by SweetLifeOfBlackAndChody December 1, 2019

Shreked

Being so fucking high you literally feel like you’re in shrek.

Dude, that cart is so fire. I’m shreked asf

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Shrekadaisacolanarianisitishrektoliterianamerianeoxashrekpersons

A Brogre of the Church of Shrek they follow the religion Shrekadaisacolanarianismology and are faithful Brogres of the Church of Shrek and everything that is onion

Brogre Ferguson has forgotten the ways of the church of Shrek it is time for a new leader of the church of Shrek i will make a new generation of Shrekadaisacolanarianisitishrektoliterianamerianeoxashrekpersons and spread the word of Shrekadaisacolanarianismology to the good onions of the Swamp

by ThirdWheelJimothy October 18, 2021

shreked

When a person passes out at a party drunk or passes out first you paint there face or entire body green with any paint marker etc and they wake up looking like they turned into shrek

Dude you got shreked last night Lets go shrek someone at this party tonight and paint whoever passes out first

by Typewriter war November 8, 2011

Shrekked out

unflattering description of a woman because her looks are similiar to the character "shrek"

when i met my blind date she looked like an ogre, she was shrekked out

by ajpol June 10, 2011