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Shredded Humans

Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.
I shat my pants just reading the words to Shredded Humans... Fuck man...
by dick4brains November 6, 2011
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Smedders

A smedders is a snack medley, often referred to as a smedely. Commonly, a combination of nuts, crisps, cheddars, scratchings, and other salted snacks available in a British pub. Debate rages as to whether individual components of a smedders can be mixed together in a separate receptacle.
"Barry, can you run to the pub and get the smedders in, the boys are starving. But for goodness sake, do not mix the smedders until Joe arrives"
by Cripper June 9, 2018
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Shredder

*Real name "Oroku Saki", he is the Ninja Turtles' arch-nemesis. Generally described as a man wearing Japanese-esque armor with blades on the wrist-plates, shoulder-plates, shin-plates, and the symbol claw-like blade across his cranium.
"Shredder is cool unless you learned the truth about him in the current TMNT series."
-me
by Dave January 17, 2005
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Pussy Shredder

A truely skilled man, who can do some serious damage on a woman's vagina, usually making her unable to walk, breath, or get the same satisfaction again
"Babe, before we do the dirty on your parents bed, you should know that im a natural and licensed Pussy Shredder"
by alexthepussshredder69 January 24, 2011
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Shredded Cheese Skyscraper

Having a large as fuck boner that requires one to peek over it to see your testicles.
She looked so good naked that I got a Shredded Cheese Skyscraper.
by AN0SEater December 22, 2020
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Shredded Asshole

When you eat your own nails and they happen to be quite intact during digestion and then scratch the insides of of your asshole when you unload your ass and it fucking hurts.
Guy 1: Hey I got a Shredded Asshole last night!
Guy 2: Yeah... That's fucking great to know
Guy 1: But instead of hurting, it gave me an orgasm.
Guy 2: Why am I your friend?
by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013
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shredded

to have acquired 6% body fat.
hey you're shredded (no homo)

hey you're 6% body fat (no homo)
by dat dere cell tech September 4, 2011
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