Shemped

Tuning in to the Three Stooges, and getting Shemp instead of Curly, disappointment, getting ripped off, remourse. Shitty, cheap, crappy.

Dude one: "Wow this pizza sucks."
Dude two: "Yeah we got shemped."

Dude one: "I think I bought bag of oregano, this is not weed."
Dude two: "You fucktard, you got shemped."

by Dark Doom April 5, 2011

shempp

shitting on a cow and eating it

hey have u shempp lately

by john conor November 19, 2007

shemp

Fecal matter; poop

Hold that thought - I have to go take a huge shemp

by Patrick Sullivan December 14, 2003

shpumph

Pronounced (sh--poo-m-f)
Adjective
Noise Created When Air Is Quickly Released From A Tube

The Tube Made A Shpumph Noise As The Ball Was Fired From It

by Brian Hetherington April 22, 2006

Shpeepy

"shpeepy" is a slang term, sometimes used to refer to people who have a lot of pimples or blemishes.

Hey, did you see john, he's such a shpeepy.

by The cookie inside March 10, 2009

shemp slap

When you get slapped so hard across the head or face that your hair get's messed up.

Look at Cory's hair, he just got shemp slapped.

by dark1san February 8, 2010

Shpomped

When you’re eating and watching Netflix with your girl and it leads to getting dogged out from the back.

Joseph: Did you hear Isaiah in the tent last night? The bear shpomped his ass, and he liked it so he pressed continue watching on Netflix.

by Jbriann99 July 19, 2018