Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

person 1: did you see steph and loren being shrumpettes today at school?

person 2: yeah they hell thought that no one was looking and watching them

person 1: yeeh what a bunch of dirty little shrumpettes.

by Steph bertino. August 25, 2009

Shrumping

sucking cum from between someones toes

They spent the night shrumping everybody in the room

by Jesus MV February 7, 2019

shrump

The lump an emerging mushroom makes in the forest floor.

I found the first mushrooms today because I noticed the shrumps.

King Boletes make large shrumps.

by KACS July 13, 2006

sharum

When you fuck your wife for ten minutes hurry get a kerosene lamp and let he queef into it.

I Sharumed my wife so hard last night...

by HeyFukcers April 22, 2016

shrump

Somewhere between scrumpin' and scroggin'. You scrump or scrog a chick, but you shrump someone you have deeper feelings for.

"Yo, thickage, did you scrog KCsLuvPi tonite?"

"Negative, G. I shrumped her in the living room under candlelight and soft music."

by thickage December 20, 2004

Shrumspeare

An alter-ego of Mister Shrum, he is the great Asian poet known for his rhyming, lampooning of his friends, and for drunken babble that surpasses the lingustic prowess of his mentor, Billy Shakespeare. His first book of poetry was funded by the Donald Shrump Foundation for Special Needs Literature.

Did you read the poem by the great Shrumspeare? It was so good, I would tell him if he were right here. But sadly he is not near. He's such a wise poet, I would even lick his Asian ear.

by thecoooolest August 22, 2011

Shrumpling

When you go shracking in your pool and get stuck between the bars in your bed frame and drown.

he was a good man but shracking overcame him and now he is a victim to shrumpling.

by ajd7 August 15, 2019