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shartstorm

A sudden, burdensome amount.

Interchangeable with shitstorm but as a more polite term. Often used to describe a very large amount of something as a problem (or otherwise negatively) that arrived (or otherwise was made present) mostly at once.

Often, the supposed shartstorm will be due to an initial event that causes it, such as an idea that catches on fast once learned that it's allowed -- or a question is asked that is most certain to provoke loads of comments.

Many who find swearing unacceptable in their own speech, will use shartstorm as a technique to express the shitstorm concept more politely.
A: It sure is quiet today in the gift shop.
B: Just wait until the tour guides are finished -- then there'll be a shartstorm of guests.

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Blog Readers: We didn't know we could submit entries..
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Blog Reader A: inb4 shartstorm

Synonyms: Crapload, Assload, Pantsload, Buttload, Shitstorm
by thehomeland February 21, 2012
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short stop

Related to sex and baseball. First base, second base, third base, a homerun being sexual intercourse.
A "short stop" is a an unfinished blowjob.
"She always does short stops, never
finishes."
"Yea but that one time, he fell asleep."
by kj October 8, 2004
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showstopper

One who is so good, he will stop you on your tracks
Move the Showstopper has arrived
by RealShowstopper August 30, 2004
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shortstackateers

a website for fans of the best band ever SHORT STACK. Consists of the latest goss, news, photos and music of the boys!
www.shortstackateers.piczo.com
by tontastack July 12, 2009
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shortstack

"that shortstack cooks might good"
by JT December 15, 2003
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shortstuff

A cute nickname for only the cutest girl ever who is 4'9" and is so much fun to be around!
her boyfriend: hey shortstuff wanna come over and hang out??
shortstuff: definitely!! but only cuz u called me shortstuff!! ;)
by unknown cutie pie! May 12, 2006
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Midget Shortstack

5 or more Indian Men, less than 4 feet tall, stacked on eachother, slathered with gravy or maple syrup
by Indian Man 565 March 19, 2019
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