Shortfut

A Basic Jerk, A person that does shitty and hurtful things without caring.

A person who uses a chrome Extension to make the web app more accessible.
Often thinks highly of themselves.

Did you hear what John did to Katey? What a shortfut!

Man that kid pisses me off, what a shortfut.

Did you hear what Inhudiac did last night? His misanthrope ass downloaded this shortfut extension and cheats the system..

by Sebfut October 7, 2019

shortcutism

taking something from other people and not giving them credit, specially knowledge

Abir: What is this 'shortcutism'?
Adnan: I take credit from you and claim the word as my own....a fitting example of shortcutism.

by abirpahlwan January 27, 2022

Text Shortcuts

a feature on a samsung keyboard that i love very much

i can type hundreds of symbols without needing to go to another website to type it

you can also use text shortcuts for it's intended purpose, to make shortcuts for commonly used text

man i love text shortcuts sooooo much

by ζaaq June 10, 2025

ShortCunt

When you’re being a bit of a cock, and messing up your words.

There are no Shortcunts to victory.

by ContCrusader June 6, 2017

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

shortcummings

(1) Flaws or inadequacies regarding ejaculation.
(2) Faults related to not depositing your jizz inside a woman's love-tunnel in a properly-timed or correctly-positioned manner, such as shooting your load before you get your cock all da way inside of her vagina, or being so eager and horny dat you spurt before you've even attained a full erection, and so your sperm comes out of only a "stubby" dick and thus does not reach fully to da back of her coochie da way she wants it.

Da term "shortcummings" could also refer to however many "secondary" ejaculations dat you manage to serve da lady wif subsequent to your having cum da first time; usually these "additional" outflows will be quite weak and minuscule compared to your initial release, and so they will definitely "fall short" of both parties' desires or expectations.

by QuacksO July 3, 2023

Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024