starwberry shortcake

Just before reaching orgasm during oral sex, pull yourself out of her mouth, punch her in the nose, and jizz on her bloody face.

I wanted to tell the bich I was done with her, so I gave her a strawberry shortcake and kicked her ass out.

by K Cup March 4, 2003

Strawberry Shortcake

When a girl masturbates while she has her period and her cum is mixed with blood... Gross!

Damn, I heard she gave herself a strawberry shortcake last night!

by efgjkejfgkjsbfv September 28, 2008

Slim jim strawberry shortcake

Two men stick slim Jim's down each others cocks while simultaneously making there asses look like strawberry shortcake with all the Cum

Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?

Jim: fuck Yea nigga

by I have no gender November 8, 2017

ShortayB

A guy that pretends to be a girl real name Richie, but lives as a girl because he can not accept how small his willy is. Normally lives life as an Asian addicted to games such as habbo edating as nobody wants them. Can be seen sitting in casinos getting no bets as nobody trusts the he/she.

Did you hear that ShortayB lost his penis?
No silly it isn't lost he just can't find it so is pretending to be a chick!

by l0l0l0l0l0l0l//gg March 29, 2011

Cosmic Shortcake

When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.

Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.

by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010

shortways

a quick and easy alternative to something that you thought would be effort

Roland - "Re-writing this essay is effffort"
Dylan - "Why don't you just photocopy it? that will be way easier"
Roland - "YES DYLAN! that's so shortways"

by rolandiscool June 19, 2011

strawberry shortcake version 2

occurs when you have vaginal intercourse while a girl is active in her menstrual cycle, pull out when you are near orgasm, and then proceed to ejaculate in her mouth. the cream filling resembling a strawberry-creme pastry.

"...dude, i gave her a strawberry shortcake version 2 last night!"..."man, when is she going to be off her rag?"

by b.ximenez January 19, 2008