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Short bus 

Half a Xanax bar
Yo can I get a short bus I’m trying to sleep
Short bus by Dothraky January 7, 2022

short bus 

the vehicle that the government protected classes of people choose to ride because their to ignorant to notice their own short comings.
ted: have you ever had to ride the the short bus, Bob?

Bob: not since I realized that getting any government welfare gets you nowhere.
short bus by oldmountianman October 8, 2014

short bus 

A small shuttle bus used to transport lesser known VIPs not important enouph to merit a limousine service.
On Parliament Hill in Ottawa the lesser known politicians travel around by short bus.
short bus by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008

Short Bus 

Defending 2 time Humpday Fantasy Football Champion. It might not be pretty, but it tends to work.
Wow, the Short bus really fucked up Chi-Town's Meat Co. this weekend. Chi-town sure looked good on paper, but the Bus found yet another way to win. Those drooling retards can sure throw, catch and run.
Short Bus by BC_34 October 14, 2011

short bus 

Dummy. A phrase made popular by the demon-slaying love child of Beatrix Kiddo and Taylor Swift. Later made popular by Ruby from Supernatural.
'' It's called being a normal teenager, short bus. Boys are a part of it.'' -The Demon-Slaying Love Child of Taylor Swift and Beatrix Kiddo
short bus by BabydollDame22 December 24, 2016

short bus 

A person with a small penis or smaller than an average penis
I have a big dick - dude

Haha not even close, short bus -girl
short bus by Kmach16 August 11, 2017