Short bus

Similar to the shocker and mini van, but with the SHORT BUS 1 finger goes in the the woman's vagina and the other 2 fingers of that hand as well as the complete other hand go in the butt (1 driver 7 passengers) causing them to yell, moan and even walk a little bit handicapped
My girlfriend was acting really silly so later that night I gave her the short bus made her walk funny in a special way
by Wiggly21 April 11, 2014
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The Short Bus

When you suck the filling out of a twinkie and put the cake on your penis. Then you proceed to smack her in the face and stick it in her ear.
My friend Mueller rides The Short Bus every night with a different girl!
by Sephiroth113 March 28, 2009
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The act of Double Fisting a Girl. Named the Short bus for multiple reasons, one being it would take a girl who is retarded to allow you to do it to her. The other you are putting 10 in here slightly more than the minivan which only seats seven.
I met this diry hooker who let me drive the short bus right up in her. The next day I had to take her back to the state home.
by Nick Scheib December 13, 2007
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A short bus is someone who is a complete idiot.
Sebastian is such a short bus, i cant stand him!
by Poopenberg December 29, 2016
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Yo can I get a short bus I’m trying to sleep
by Dothraky January 07, 2022
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Oh that guy rides a short bus, he probably like logan paul.
by Bruh moment 69420 yeet man December 16, 2019
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