Short bus

A short bus is someone who is a complete idiot.

Sebastian is such a short bus, i cant stand him!

by Poopenberg December 28, 2016

Short bus

A bus for kids with brain damage.

Oh that guy rides a short bus, he probably like logan paul.

by Bruh moment 69420 yeet man December 16, 2019

Short bus

Half a Xanax bar

Yo can I get a short bus I’m trying to sleep

by Dothraky January 7, 2022

short bus

the vehicle that the government protected classes of people choose to ride because their to ignorant to notice their own short comings.

ted: have you ever had to ride the the short bus, Bob?

Bob: not since I realized that getting any government welfare gets you nowhere.

by oldmountianman October 8, 2014

short bus

A small shuttle bus used to transport lesser known VIPs not important enouph to merit a limousine service.

On Parliament Hill in Ottawa the lesser known politicians travel around by short bus.

by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008

Short-bus

A short bus is a bus the is about 40% smaller and carries a bunch of retards ready for school.

Hey! Look a short-bus just past.

by Richard Adkins December 12, 2017

Short Bus

Defending 2 time Humpday Fantasy Football Champion. It might not be pretty, but it tends to work.

Wow, the Short bus really fucked up Chi-Town's Meat Co. this weekend. Chi-town sure looked good on paper, but the Bus found yet another way to win. Those drooling retards can sure throw, catch and run.

by BC_34 October 14, 2011