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Shorting

The acting of forgoing regular pants for short shorts.
Damn that guy is shorting.
by Frank Barnes January 31, 2021
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shorting

A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.
"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits

"LOL" -- narrator
by Steven Van Meter August 11, 2023
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Shritting

The process of shittin' and shredding on a guitar at the same time, can be performed anywhere provided that both actions are practiced in unison.
"Yeah I can't talk right now, I'm shritting something mean."

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"Most of the classic metal legends created their best pieces while shritting."
by DJ Derp November 30, 2023
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sling-shotting

"blatantly throwing ones sexual favors in the general direction of another"
"i was literally sling-shotting _myself_ at him."
by kayla M. May 14, 2007
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Pink Shorting

When boys skip a guys hangout to hang out with their girlfriend.
He didn't show up to the game, he must be pink shorting.
by hellotherealloe September 30, 2021
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Drive-by-Shoeting

Shoeholics obsessed with taking photos of shoes in store windows without trying on or buying.
A "Oh wait! Love those shoeboots! Must get a photo!"
B "Is this just another drive-by-shoeting or do you want to go in and try them on?"
A "No, I can't afford them. Just wanted to get a picture of the lovelies."
by creativegoddess November 12, 2011
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