shot shocked

The rigid pose an individual assumes after being ejaculated on.

“Allie was super shot shocked after I busted my nut all over her last night.”

by macsam98 June 2, 2021

Shocked-shocked

A sarcastic way to express shock at a revelation that is actually not shocking because everybody knew it already.
Used with a healthy dose of irony, the phrase was first uttered in the film Casablanca.

Wall street was shocked-shocked to learn that Goldman Sachs was scamming investors on a massive scale.

by tvsteve April 29, 2010

spooked ass bitch

one who is often threatening, (generally in a physical manor), yet does not follow through with such threats; the individual is in fact, afraid of physical confrontation.
One who is "spooked," as in being in fear of something.
One who is "jumpy," or otherwise nervous reagarding any situation.

That "spooked ass bitch" better watch out, 'cause my cousin know witchcraft.

by Jesse Valencia October 24, 2002

shooketh

Shane dawson

Bro did you see that video?
*mouth pops* shooketh

by Random_Personz May 29, 2018

spooked moose

While engaging in rear-door entry with a female partner, have an acomplice hide (preferably in a closet). With your two hands spread out, position them over her head like moose antlers. Have the friend jump out of a closet with a camera (flash required) to take a picture, one that resembles a spooked moose. variations can also be played out resembling a deer

That girl totally got a spooked moose from our buddy last night.

by Playa Hat3r March 28, 2007

Shit Shocked

When you are waiting to use a public toilet and the person is taking forever, you reach over the stall and taser the person so they shit uncontrollably. Then you can pull them out of the stall and take your shit and leave before they wake up. Usually done by police or little old ladies.

I had to take a shit and got tired of waiting so I shit shocked this dude, dropped a grumping and left.

by Moneyshotman February 7, 2010

Shell Shocked

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.

Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!

by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 2, 2018