shmoobies

Big and jiggly man boobs that are often flicked.

Wow, darius and javon have some big shmoobies!

by Mikey12703 March 13, 2018

Shoobie

Tourists who invade beaches, primarily in the summer time, or other beach seasons.

You know you're a shoobie when: 1. You wear sneakers & socks on the beach, 2. Use of tents &or umbrellas, 3. VISORS, 4. Boogie Boards, 5. "Wings" bags, 6. A plethora of zinc sunscreen, 7. Having an array of sandwhiches packed away in your cooler

by Bmeyer August 24, 2011

shoobiekook beefmiester

a shoobie who is out in the line up with no reason bo be there in the first place and bags on you for ruining his time only to fall on his face the next wave.

"That dude is such a shoobiekook beefmiester"
"You mean that one who just ate crap a minute ago"

by SB4surf7 November 1, 2007

Shoobie Tan

A shoobie tan occurs when a person normally wears socks and/or shoes that cover their feet, and they also wear shorts. This results in the quite unattractive tan in which their feet are completely white while their legs, from the ankle up, are tanned. People with shoobie tans are usually seen on the beach in flip flops, unaware of their less-than attractive appearance.

Friend: Yo Dan, put some shoes on bro!

Dan: Yeah I know, I'm only wearing flip flops to get rid of my hideous shoobie tan.

by Longrod Von Hugedong June 22, 2008

shoobiewomper

a funking whitey ass bitch from a rich ass neighborhood that comes down to the beach with sandles

"hey man look at that fuking shoobiewomper hes actually exceeding the max shoobiness"

by jiga the nigga December 12, 2004

sloobies

Sleep and boobies, the best fucking things ever, COMBINED!

"Hey dude, that movie I saw yesterday was almost as good a sloobies!"

by Rasmus R December 10, 2003

Swoobies

swoo·by
(swoo-bee) - noun, plural - bies

A term used for one who has "side boobs" instead of the normal "man boob" term. Side boobs are located just underneath the armpit and interfere with the shape of one's pectoral muscles. Swoobies can develop by themselves or in conjunction with the preexisting "man boobs."

Originates From: the Latin word - Swooboobies
Acceptable Alternate Versions: Swoops, Swoobs, or when making fun of someone w/ side boobs it is acceptable to use the name Lil' Swoobs.

"Bro, I took that bitch's shirt off and her swoobies were bigger than her boobies...I was like 'Oh hell naw!'"

"Ahh shit son you need to shave your swoobies...REAL TALK!" (clap clap)

by OJ53 December 3, 2010