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dick-shooty

Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.
"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."
by Danny The Smart October 27, 2022
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Hotty gets the Shotty

A phrase used, either ironically or seriously, to reserve the front passenger (a.k.a. shotgun) seat of a vehicle for yourself, under the pretense that you deserve to ride shotgun because of your good looks. Girls are more likely to say this than guys, but either sex can use it.
Sean: "Shotgun!"

Erin: "Nope, hotty gets the shotty!"

Sean: "WTF? Whatever, but I pick what we listen to."

Brigette: "ROFL you guys, just get in the car!"
by Ranbuknarlakingston November 27, 2011
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Drop a Shorty

The act of taking a large bowel movement, or the description of defecating.
Guy 1-"Why are you running to the bathroom bro?"

Guy 2-"Because I gotta Drop a shorty!"
by StillBlazin10 April 17, 2011
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shufty

To have a glance or to look at.
"Be sure to have a good shufty at the pre-nuptial agreement you're signing."
by Alexandra July 30, 2004
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shotty not

what you say when you don't want to do something. and in doing so, you must touch your nose. whoever's last, loses, and has to do the bitch work.
"someone should probably get up and change the channel, since no one can find the remote."

"shotty not!" ::puts finger on nose::
by ilikeskittles2 January 13, 2008
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Shifty Shady or Sketchy

Used to describe a person that can't be trusted.

A game where players take turns naming a person know by the group (associate, politicians, celebraty, family) all players respond at the same time with either Shifty Shady or Sketchy as their own opinion of the person named. If answers are not the same players then explain and defend their choice. The discussion ends with everyone agreeing to the same verdict after hearing all evidence presented. If no unanimous agreement then majority vote is the primary title and minority becomes secondary or (tendencies)
Out of Shifty Shady or Sketchy we all agree Mark is Sketchy with Shady tendencies. And we all agree Penny is straight up Shifty
by B Cup October 5, 2020
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lil' shooty

lil' shooty is a bad ass mo fo from Dirty Money Island. Aint afraid to give no one a Des Moines Diaper OR a Superman. IF you ever shooted at lil' shooty, you aint readin this cuz lil' shooty shooted you, dawg!
Rap Lyrics by lil'shooty:"Better not be talkin that smack, lil'shooty pop a cap in yo ass"

li'shooty:"Yeah, I gave that bi*ch a superman, and then I diapered her ass Des Moines style, yo!"
you:"did she like it?"
lil shooty: "dunno, she shooted at me so...."
you: Oh, lil' shooty!
by miss*teary*o*so December 31, 2010
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