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Black Sock Syndrom

A physical ailment when you take off your black socks after a hard days work and you're feet are covered in black fuzz.
Girl1: So how was your night last night <wink wink>

Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/

Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom
by $e9a March 2, 2010
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Black Sock Swag

The level of confidence you walk around with when wearing black socks rather than white
homie #1 i was feeling like a pussy with my white socks yesterday

homie #2 you gotta wear them black socks bro. it'll give you that black sock swag
by FredTheFriendlyFarmer November 16, 2019
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Spockblock

The act of interrupting a male friend's "game" by an egregious demonstration of nerd-specific knowledge.

(First heard on "The Bob and Tom Show, 2/1/07)
"I was about to get her digits when Poindexter here pulled the spockblock by announcing we had 5 minutes to get home for Babylon 5..."
by Jordan Owen February 4, 2007
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shockblocker

Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.
I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

Stop being a shockblocker.
by Shanette August 23, 2007
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Stockblock

Origin: 'cockblock'

1. When a competing brand's creative agency publishes a stock photograph before your creative agency's work goes to press.

2. When a creative/designer finds it difficult or impossible to find the right stock photograph for his/her job using the search tools on a stock image library.
1. "We had this great picture of a guy sneezing on a bus we were going to use for our campaign, but (competing brand)'s guys stockblocked us and it's all over the city already. I think we're going to have to rethink the creative now".

2. "I can't find a picture of a businesswoman jumping through a series of hoops that symbolizes the way her boss has her, well, jumping through hoops. I'm totally stockblocked.
by imadesigner March 3, 2010
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Black Sock

aka brown sock. When a person is extremely promiscuous when it comes to anal sex they have higher odds of getting a pink sock, therefore when their bowels are so often exposed to the elements they become blackened from exposure, dragging through the dirt, etc.
That slut takes it up the ass so often you have to watch out you don't step one her (as a gay man would refer to another) black sock dragging in the dirt.
by Frostville November 6, 2007
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Black sock

1) a garment worn over your feet in a variety of colours

2) something your stick over your cockwhen your having a wank or to wipe up the aftermath

3) SOCK can also be use to indicate you suck cock.

4) Gay sex isnt gay if you wear a Black Sock

5) when a womens pussy or gay mans batty tissue folds in and out around a penetrating penis...looking like a rolled up sock in the process

6) to give it someone, sock it to me, can be used as a threatening, or sexual expression. Also coined in Aretha Franklins RESPECT song.
Hmmm john where is my black sock?,
In my ass dave

Im gonna sock that twat in the face
Okay john

im gonna Sock it to you Dave
Okay john open wide.. ...good job we used a condom it looks like a Black sock John
by Gaybruma July 14, 2019
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