A: Someone who displays a general lack of common sense.
B: A licensed motorist who exhibits poor driving ability.
C: An individual who is unknowingly behaving like an idiot.
B: A licensed motorist who exhibits poor driving ability.
C: An individual who is unknowingly behaving like an idiot.
A: Phonics is a shmohog because his wallet was in his back pocket when he thought he lost it.
B: That shmohog just cut me off!
C: The people who put up this definition are shmohogs because it took them 45 minutes to come up with the last example.
B: That shmohog just cut me off!
C: The people who put up this definition are shmohogs because it took them 45 minutes to come up with the last example.
by Paul & Omar December 8, 2007
Get the shmohog mug.A word you say when you have nothing else to describe a situation or you just feel like saying something.
Usually said when you don't want to do something or something goes wrong.
Basically can be used for anything.
Usually said when you don't want to do something or something goes wrong.
Basically can be used for anything.
Person 1: My best friend went out with some other girls tonight and didn't invite me.
Person 2: Shbop.
Person 1: I love lax.
Person 2: Shbop.
Person 2: Shbop.
Person 1: I love lax.
Person 2: Shbop.
by p00p1234 April 11, 2009
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A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.
Pronounced Shh-moe-et
A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.
Pronounced Shh-moe-et
Phone call:
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?
by Aiden Jennings September 8, 2006
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Let's shmip... or... have you been shmipping?
We were shmipped.
He was all shmipped up.
Let's shmip... or... have you been shmipping?
We were shmipped.
He was all shmipped up.
by squashy April 27, 2009
Get the Shmip mug.Something out of this world amazing, originally in the description of good oral sex, but can be applied as seen fit. Closely resembling the word “sloppy” but better because it should be said emphasizing the “sh” sound.
Most commonly referred to as “shloppy top”
Most commonly referred to as “shloppy top”
“Man I heard that Harry got some shloppy top in the school parking lot.”
“She gives the shloppiest head in school, it sounds like someone trying to unclog a toilet“
It’s too bad John’s girl doesn’t give him any shloppy top
“She gives the shloppiest head in school, it sounds like someone trying to unclog a toilet“
It’s too bad John’s girl doesn’t give him any shloppy top
by Nickynascar April 7, 2018
Get the Shloppy mug.A shmoid is that one guy who just ruins everything for everyone. A complete headass, if you will, that doesn’t know how to act or function like a normal human being.
A shmoid is that one guy who people heavily insist on not inviting anywhere, but of course still shows up, gets obliterated, and either pisses himself and tries to start a fight with a shrub or gets drunk enough to have the confidence to hijack the aux only to post 4 minutes of him lipsynching to 21 savage on Snapchat.
Shmoids generally give off a pungent odor, and even when they do practice personal hygiene, their personality still smells like a burning landfill mixed with fart juice because that’s how bad they suck.
Shmoids are just the worst. There’s hope for some of them, but others are too far gone.
A shmoid is that one guy who people heavily insist on not inviting anywhere, but of course still shows up, gets obliterated, and either pisses himself and tries to start a fight with a shrub or gets drunk enough to have the confidence to hijack the aux only to post 4 minutes of him lipsynching to 21 savage on Snapchat.
Shmoids generally give off a pungent odor, and even when they do practice personal hygiene, their personality still smells like a burning landfill mixed with fart juice because that’s how bad they suck.
Shmoids are just the worst. There’s hope for some of them, but others are too far gone.
person A: I heard Johnny has a furry alter ego named Pancakes.
person B: Jesus. What a shmoid.
person A: Ew, did you see Joe’s Snapchat story? It’s just 5 minutes of him lipsynching to Gods Plan.
person B: yikes. He’s such a shmoid.
person B: Jesus. What a shmoid.
person A: Ew, did you see Joe’s Snapchat story? It’s just 5 minutes of him lipsynching to Gods Plan.
person B: yikes. He’s such a shmoid.
by yikers2000 December 1, 2018
Get the Shmoid mug.To accidentally step on the back of someone's heel whilst walking behind them. An exchange of apologies usually takes place after a shlopp has occurred.
by Pepe.Silvia March 4, 2011
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