shmoogy

A small, cuddly person, typically very loveable and nice-smelling. They are no larger than 5'4 and have very cute smiles. They serve as major support both emotional and physical making them even greater than puppies. Can also be used as an adjective(1) and superlative(2).

My girlfiend is my shmoogy.
You're so shmoogy.
You're the shmoogiest.

by Poog Ers December 9, 2006

shnoogie

A loving term used to describe one's cute, sweet, and beautiful girlfriend. A shnoogie is also any other noun known to man that one wants it to be.

"Five shnoogies for me...one shnoogie for you."
or
"I love my little shnoogie!"

by knownasjk December 20, 2008

shmoogie

a black african person

there are mad shmoogies in africa

by bob beezly September 15, 2008

shnoogieville

A derogatory term for a slummy African-American ghetto. Probably dates from the early 20th century or before.

"I don't want to stop the car, because we're deep in the heart of shnoogieville."

by KubaKostelnik October 16, 2007

Shmoomie

When you can't handle the taste of psilocybin mushrooms so you blend them with juice/fruit into a smoothie.

Shroom + Smoothie = Shmoomie

'yo nigga go buy some juice and bananas, we finna make a shmoomie'

by TheThought January 11, 2013

schmoogie buzzer

An electrical warning device used by store security to warn floor workers that a potential shoplifter has entered the store.

"Hey Cliff, Hear that buzzer? That's the Schmoogie Buzzer. A Brother must have come in the store. If his hands go up hit the floor. Bullet's will soon be flying."

by Freddie Green February 22, 2017

Shmoonism

An adjective used to describe the act of spending your parent's money or entire paycheck on anything you don't need in a matter of two days or less, typically a weekend. Another example of this would include spending any and all money that should be used for bills at a bar, or even multiple bars. Generally, most money would be spent on bottles of Coors Light and multiple packs of Marlboro Lights. Also, to be a "schmoon" move, the person has to lie about where they spent/got all their money.

Driving home to get $200 in bill money from your parents, then spending it all that weekend on a Brewer's game and a couple trips to the bar. Total shmoonism

Going to the grocery store three times in one night, to get a total of five sodas that cost 25 cents a piece.

by Dank Chopper May 13, 2008