Shmegma

An undersirable person with no socially redeeming qualities.

Jack is such a shmegma. He groped my sister's breast then puked on her.

by WammerJammer22 November 4, 2017

shmigdaddled

When your higher than giraffe nuts or when the weed is beating your ass so bad you have no choice but to sleep.

Dave: Yo, the cyph last night had me smacked.
Dan: lmao, you were shmigdaddled on the couch for the rest of the night

by JakNDax February 10, 2020

Schmigma

Is the cheesy white substance that forms behind the head of penis when not kept clean. This condition is more common in uncircumcised men. Other known names are; head cheese and fromunda cheese.

No one likes schmigma for breakfast.

by Von Chickenfoot October 12, 2020

Shmegmagetti

Spaghetti with Smega as the sauce. Tasty and delicious if I do say so myself.

Pretty sure Shmegmagetti pretty self explanatory.

by TheActuallyJojoSiwa May 1, 2021

Smigma

A fallic cheeselike substance that grows within the inner womb of a woman's vagina.

I went to boof this check last night and damn did she had a load of smigma.

by sparkman_46057 December 27, 2007

shmagma

a cottage cheese like substance found on horse cock.

All my life i thought my grandma was feeding me cottage cheese but it turned out to be shmagma

by SAP April 8, 2004

dutch shmegma

When you're having sex and your partner takes a shit on your shmegma-encrusted penis, turning your shmegma brown and appetizing for your partner to eat. If he or she pleases.

I received a Dutch Shmegma

by a_fucking_sloth_lizard August 30, 2016