shmeef

A slang term for the penis. It’s origin comes from the combination of the words “schlong” and “meat.”

Brian: Yo my guy, Lily is the true throat lord. We had a lot of fun last night.
Trevor: Nice. Did she slobber on the shmeef?
Brian: Hell yeah!

by trevvvvvv February 8, 2021

somerfield

A convenience store, especially in twee Home County villages, such as Lindfield, that thinks its a haute cuisine delicatessen.

One can buy duck pate at Somerfield.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

Sherfness

One who drives around the perimeter of sorority houses/ dorms filled with freshman, or in the lack there of, high schools, attempting to seduce a girl into their bed, and then stalk them with an epic creepiness. AKA the anti-bro

i.e "Dude, she's in freakin high school. Total sherfness"

by e=mc hammerd January 17, 2010

Shmerdak

To engage in sexual activities, usually reserved for intercourse.

"I'd love to come but Becky is coming over soon to Shmerdak."

by Informedlate July 6, 2014

sherfuck holmes

a girl who is a slut, whore, or easy to have sexual relations with. Thus, she is a "sure-fuck".

-You had sex with Amanda?
-Yea
-That's nothing to brag about, she is a "sherfuck holmes".

by Alex216 March 24, 2008

Shmermer

Shmermer is a nonsensical word used to express any suppressed emotion you may have. It is most commonly used to express frustration in a situation. Can also be used to fill awkward silences.
May also be conveniently shortened to Shmer

I don't want to go to school today...Shmermer!!

*awkward silence*...shmermer?

*enter a room* Shmermer!

by The UN February 10, 2010

Shmeef

To smoke marijuana

You guys want to shmeef

by Maplejordan February 11, 2018