schmape

A human who resembles an ape.

Ben is a schmape.

by Daniel Scroggins December 16, 2008

Fairy Of Shampoo

An amazing txt song that makes moas ascend everytime they listen to it

Fairy Of Shampoo is heaven to the ears

by goofyeedam456 July 24, 2022

Shampe

A tattoo that is regretted by the owner.

I should've never got this shampe of Alf on my bicep.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Shampons

Tampons made from a Sham Wow.

Instead of buying a box of tampons, my girlfriend reused some shampons.

by moss1972 May 29, 2009

Shampooing the ferret

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.

my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

by asorethumb March 30, 2010

shampoo loop

the occurrence of multiple shampooings or washing body parts during a shower because you get distracted and forget what you've already cleaned.

Writer: I had a great idea for a book this morning in the shower, but it led to a three round shampoo loop.

Friend: I hate that!

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Wife: You used all the hot water!

Husband: Sorry, I got stuck in a shampoo loop.

by bomt April 19, 2010

shampires

Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.

Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''

by Live To Win July 7, 2010