Slobert

The state of being a slob. Portraying a slob for amusement. Grotesque, hideous. Often used to describe the state of those named Robert.

I have a neighbor named Robert, who happens to be a bonafide slobert.

by angelhair June 2, 2008

shlore

Noun. A wannabe slut whom everyone thinks is repulsive and no man will touch unless he is intoxicated.

That girl that MJ had sex with on the Real World Philadelphia was such a shlore!

by Savannah Phillips June 21, 2005

Schlobermoske

literal translation, shut up, quit pulling the mouse from me.

when you are on the computer and someone tries to remove the mouse from your possession.

Tyler is playing on the computer and his brother comes and tries to take the mouse from him, he yells Schlobermoske!

by Tylerjay April 13, 2009

Shlode

A shlode is a mix between a schlong and a chode. A Shlode is really long, but it's wider then it is long.

oh my god. had sex with a shlode last night.

by hozza__ August 4, 2011

shloe

A female that's part slut and part hoe, hence shloe.

Get it right, I am not a slut, I'm a hoe. "No", you're a shloe!

by H & M Ken October 21, 2006

sloberknockers

Breast that are so large and tantalizing that, like pavlov's dog, as a man you begin to drip slobber from your mouth

Wow, she has some massive Sloberknockers

by Charlie smith February 11, 2008

Shlore

When a woman is a little more promiscuous than a slut, but not quite enough to be catergorized as a whore. The stuck in-between level.

Dan: " Dude I went out with Heather last night!"
Nik: " Oh man, you need to stay away from her; that chicks a shlore!"

by Tompkins One July 6, 2008