shlang neck

When one stuffs a large cylindrical object, that may or may not be connected to a male pelvis, down one's throat

Jessica: OMG Brittney did you shlang Dave's neck last night?
Brittney: OMG you bet I did shlang the shit out of that neck!

Shlang neck: Is to succ on one's penis which has erectile dysfunction

by UnSaFe October 25, 2018

Shlart

Laughing hard enough that you fart (lart, definition 3), only to discover that it was a shart.

"Um, holy shit, I just shlarted. I feel so gross... and that joke wasn't even that funny."

by ZombieShotgun October 14, 2009

Shlango

A gay male who enjoys illegal drugs such as marijuana and LSD. Many shlangos are known to be hackers and also has a strange reputation for climbing the occasional telephone pole.

My friend on the baseball team is quite the shlango. He was smoking a doobie while climbing his telephone pole.

by Stinkin May 19, 2018

shlag

usually said by cockneys in the context to offend people. originating from the word 'slag' meaning a promiscuous woman. also said by geeks 'n' grebs in king's lynn's honourary school KES.

moomin you little shlag! go get my ish from next do'.

by hardcoregeek May 14, 2005

shlangin

To describe something as bein good

yo man this party is shlangin.
This joint is shlangin
That is one shlangin lass over there

by 07707 October 16, 2006

Shlarf

A mixture of derogatory words such as shit, fuck, hell, ass, asshole. Can be used as a verb or noun

Azat: Ty is such a shlarf.
Carson: i know right

by Carson and azat February 7, 2017

shlardz

A very fast girl she runs so fast donny nd markel nd manny cant keep up---shes also fine asf boyz just cant keep they hands off of her nd them legs of hers r so sexy

Dony: your slow, beat im faster then u

Markel: your slow ma, bae im srry but i dont talk to slow ppl
Manny: stfu your sloww, lol ya kel we dont talk to slow ppl

Shlardz: man fuck yall! Beat im fast big bitch 😭
-----2 days later they see shlardz run-----
Donny:god damn 😍
Markel: bae slide ma way 😍
Manny: shit u still slow buhh 😍
Shlardz: lmao fuck a duck

by Sexyndfast March 21, 2017