shapesturbating

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers

Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting

by Jernandez December 3, 2016

wop shaped head

Someone who's head is mishapen or deformed or otherwise abnormal.

Damn Tommy Tran, you got that wop shaped head!

by Seronies November 22, 2010

Thunder Schlap

The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.

1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.

2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.

3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.

by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010

Cut Shapes

Def: Meaning to dance.

"Let's cut shapes on the D-Floor tonight"

by JFizz July 17, 2007

shape-up

For someone to get the hair around the perimeter of their heads shaped up neatly by clippers and or any sharp object.

Hey! You guys like my fresh shape-up?

by Someboody August 6, 2008

pull shapes

1. a british slang term to describe dancing. it's sorta like bust a move.

2. a flippin awesome song by the pipettes.

just follow my lead, we'll pull shapes.

or

come on out on the dance floor and pull shapes.

by georgia darling December 27, 2008

salapod

A sonic drink originated from the islands of the amazing country Greece.

1. "Wow, you see that guy over there? He's passes out."

"Sodm guy he had too much salapod"

"I'm not surprised, I thinks is Angle "

2. "There is nothing better than having salapod and juul in the middle of the forest"

by roflrofl57 March 19, 2017