shlanker

when a grandma had one to many to drink and is aggressively angry towards minorities

"ayo that grandma be shalnker" (shlanker - racist drunk grandma)

by avinzombie December 11, 2022

Shell Shanked

To be stabbed by another peer with a sharp object like a pencil tip and then once stabbed, the victim yells "IVE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" and the game keeps going on until the final person doesn't say the shell shanked term. More fun with redneck players

A: "Stabs B with pencil led"
B: "I'VE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" I AM IT NOW

by Shell Shanked September 12, 2014

Shelby Shanked

When you fall asleep next to a woman and wake up feeling something poking you in the back.

Dang I could have sworn that was a legit woman but I just got shelby shanked.

by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021

Shaw Shanked

A slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the butt without lub (references the movie The Shaw Shank Redemption in which the main characted got "Shaw Shanked" in prison).

Damn, you paid $100 too much for that. That salesman Shaw Shanked your ass!

by flacker October 7, 2005

shanked

To hit a golf ball off the hozel of the club making it go almost directly to the right if you are a righty, or left if you are lefty.

Golfer 1-"Nice hozel rocket big guy!"

Golfer 2-"Whatever I've only shanked it once in my career."

by J-Dot July 29, 2008

Shanked

Stoned as FUCK

Holy crap I'm shanked.

by Shitty Bill May 1, 2010

Shlacked

1.One who has not kept up his/her personal appearance.
2.Someone that looks cracked out,ugly as hell just not good looking.

"Dang did you see Betty today?"
"No why?"
"She looked tore up from the floor up! straight shlacked dude on the real!

by Wendy Jorgensen April 6, 2006