Shitsweat is the liquid excrement that seeps down your legs after a hectic gym workout. This typically occurs when you've taken a fat shit and failed to wipe up effectively.
The result is that when you enjoy a massive leg press session, or a pulse-pounding benchpress workout, sweat forms between your ass cheeks.
That my friends - is shitsweat.
It can't be treated with Gold Bond or Talc powder. It's the worst thing and yes - it stinks out the gym... GTFOH!
The result is that when you enjoy a massive leg press session, or a pulse-pounding benchpress workout, sweat forms between your ass cheeks.
That my friends - is shitsweat.
It can't be treated with Gold Bond or Talc powder. It's the worst thing and yes - it stinks out the gym... GTFOH!
Dvir forgot to wipe his asshole! Now he's working out at the gym and he smells like fucken shitsweat! Damn coondog - ffs!
by BChatz September 14, 2012
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A really horrible experience that is by no means good in any way shape or form.
May also be referred to in a sexual manner when someone engages in anal sex and shit literally ends up coming out unexpectedly either on the penis, toy etc...
May also be referred to in a sexual manner when someone engages in anal sex and shit literally ends up coming out unexpectedly either on the penis, toy etc...
Person 1: I just lost my job dude.
Person 2: Ouch, I'm sorry. I've never had that kind of shitsperience.
Sally: I let my boyfriend do it in my ass last night, and oh my god... it was a total shitsperience. There was shit all over his dick.
Person 2: Ouch, I'm sorry. I've never had that kind of shitsperience.
Sally: I let my boyfriend do it in my ass last night, and oh my god... it was a total shitsperience. There was shit all over his dick.
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2nd Girl: Are you saying that Keith is a sextspert?
1st Girl: Hm... I guess so!
2nd Girl: Are you saying that Keith is a sextspert?
1st Girl: Hm... I guess so!
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2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.
2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.
Person 1: ‘he is clearly American’
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’
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by MassaRee August 8, 2008
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2. an apartment that is falling apart from lack of repair.
2. an apartment that is falling apart from lack of repair.
I'm moving out of my shitpartment.
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