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shitpig

an idiot, a moron, someone you dont like very much.

a farm animal that is born with birth defects, from the pig family, known to be a stupid animal and very annoying.
that guy is a shitpig, fuck off shitpig,
my uncle has a retarded animal in that pigpen over there-he's my pet shitpig.
by Ronpaul October 8, 2006
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shitigation

When someone threatens to sue someone based on false issues or otherwise seeking to intimidate.
My crabby neighbor threatened to sue me again. I hate when dicks like him threaten people with shitigation.
by Barney_Fife March 11, 2014
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shitricide

Socrates didnt die from hemlock, he died from shitricide.
shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the anal cavity. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe first man to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.
oh man, your putt like your shitricidal

haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit shitricide

=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed shitricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance....
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber shitricide
by john really brown April 30, 2006
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shitpig

An extremely corrupt, tyrannical, or psychopathic police officer. An averagely corrupt cop is simply called a "pig", while an extremely corrupt one is called a "shitpig".
THOSE FUCKING SHITPIGS WERE KICKING AND TASING THAT GUY WHILE HE WAS ALREADY LAYING ON THE GROUND AND HANDCUFFED!!!!!
by Johnson420 October 6, 2016
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shitigami

Noun: the art of sculpting fecal matter using sphincter control; consisting of complex folds. Variations dependent on ingestion and digestion.
I almost posted a picture of my shitigami on ratemypoop.com, however, I decided against it.
by Neil_Ray November 3, 2010
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Shitnigg

A combination of words shit and nigga that together form a word that is twice as offensive and in Croatian it can be confused with a word četnik, thus making this word very confusing and offensive.The word should be used as a death cry or while yelling at someone.
I’m taking you with me you fucking shitnigg.
You’re a real shitnigg you know that.
by Flantman1 July 17, 2019
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Shitrim

When you take a shit but run out of toilet paper. So you place the rim of the toilet in between your cheeks and slide around. This functionally displaces the shit from your anus to the toilet rim.
Fuck I’m out of toilet paper, I guess I’ll shitrim again.
by LingoMango January 9, 2021
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