shitpacker

A homosexual male.

Could possibly be used for a heterosexual male who likes to dish out anal action.

Anton and his boyfriend are leaving for spain. Fred asks them "Wow guys how can you afford to sleep in when you have a plain to catch in 2 hours? Don't you have any packing to do?"

Anton and his boyfriend answer: "No that's okay, we totally packed our shit last night."

And that's that (true story!).

by Fred Finkle May 25, 2004

Shitcasket

A term for a huge pile of shit. Can be used as the expression of unsatisfaction with the movie, song etc.

This movie is a fucking shitcasket!

by Dethfrag October 15, 2008

shitoast

Toast that is served with shit on it in place of the preferable butter or jam; most likely to be served with breakfast and given to people by pranksters (typical) or weirdos with strange shit-related fetishes.

"I am never eating at this restaurant again! The service was slow and the waiter gave me shitoast!"

A: "Are you almost done with the order for table 16?"
B: "Yes, I just need to take a quick shit on their toast."
C: "Well she does strike me as a person who enjoys shitoast."
B: "I actually don't care if she likes it or not. I just want her to eat my shit."

by SweatnShame July 30, 2014

Shitmate

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017

shitfasted

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!

person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy

by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007

shitblasted

An extreme state of intoxcation which can only be reached by ingesting copius amounts of hard liqour for a prolonged period of time.

After drinking an entire bottle of Jameson to himself, Frank became completely shitblasted and proceded to vomit all over the front lawn.

by MeredithBlake29 October 22, 2008

Shitfisted

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.

i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.

by devilace July 24, 2009