Shlocked

Royally Confused.

I Shlocked to learn wasabi isn't toothpaste.

by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022

shitlock smile

Derived from "shit eating grin" + "sherlock holmes".

A smile one gives to another person when knowing something that other person might wish to know, but doesn't.

A smug, slightly ugly smile usually given by a wanker, backstabber, or biatch. The person smiling may even look as if they wish to say, "It's no shit, Sherlock...that you're going down."

Lily: "Uh oh, Kayla.... Did you see Missy's shitlock smile? You'd better watch your back."

Kayla: "Well naturally the brown stuff has to run off the nose down to the mouth...."

by kero frangipani pants February 8, 2009

shitlock

A person that is a real fuckin idiot, just like dumber then a dumbass, not only that but annoying too.

Dude, don't be such a shitlock !

by wq May 15, 2008

Shitlocks

Shitlocks- Dreadlocks but they look like complete shit so their called Shitlocks

His deadlocks were shitty, so we called them Shitlocks

by MikerB August 25, 2015

shitlocks

Silly looking little dreadlocks that are not actually dreadlocks, there shitlocks

i've heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks?

by mr smith March 8, 2005

shitlock

(pl. shitlocks)
Really fugly Dreadlock-type thing that results from either not taking good care of your hair, or trying to grow dreads and failing miserably.

Larissa tried to grow dreads, but they just ended up being shitlocks.

by Chexi February 11, 2005

shirtcocked

Anywhere there is potential of male or female nudity, be it a nude beach or a desert festival like Burning Man, etc. shirtcockers abound like environmental bedbugs, pests biting at an overall aura. While most shirtcockers manage to find viewing spots of the genitals on display such as behind the tree looking through their high-powered binoculars or behind trail rocks or outcroppings should the shirtcocker want to begin mindlessly stoking his junk as though he's in the privacy of his own boudoir, occasionally even a shirtcocker takes his eyes off the ball(s)/pubic hair on display. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE SHIRTCOCKER OR YOU WILL RUN THE RISK OF BEING INFECTED! Shirtcockers, like bats and raccoons, are known carriers of things like rabies, the plague and even the Serious Creeps.

We were walking to the beach when we saw that dude playing with himself behind the slide. Alison must have been shirtcocked, cause she got the Serious Creeps and took off running. Somehow through principals of a non-local universe, the shirtcocker is able to project sex crimes onto his victim simply through lines of sight.

by pete from reno September 6, 2009