Shitprint

The act of touching something after your fingers have touched your butt hole.

My hand smells like crap after I shook Bill's hand - I think he gave me a shitprint!

by srezr December 20, 2013

Shitritto

A Burrito that Overflows and Can Only Be Cut Up With a Steak Knife.

The Shitritto is the worst kind of Burrito.

by TheNubbinz July 29, 2016

Shitdiot

a terrible, and shitty stupid person
(Pronounced: Shit-ee-ut)

You are a goddamn shitdiot
My dad called me a shitdiot...
Look at that shitdiot

by NovaInc September 30, 2016

Shitritz

To get high on drugs.

I'm totally shitritzing it on New Year's Eve.

by Guest Services May 10, 2017

shitgifting

sending offensive or random objects to unsuspecting recipients via addressless mailing methods e.g. "DustiD".

you"shitgifted" me

lets "shitgift" him

SHITGIFT ME I DARE YOU

they are always shitgifting me

by GlassHeartCannon August 4, 2020

ShitDriver

ShitDriver is a word used to describe a horrible driving lad. An example of this is Karlsonpaataket1. His driving ability has caused alot of accidents

You are a fucking ShitDriver you steer the wheel as a grandma!!!

by The Driver of the Day August 29, 2020

Shitlifting

When you work in retail and you're fed up with shoplifters being dicks, so you say it as it is.

"We've had someone shitlifting again. It's the same guy as Sunday."

by drp-97 October 13, 2021