Shitcrank

Being shallow and pathetic and living your life at the lowest level of ball-sucking that even i think your a fag. Basically, if you suck at life and are a terrible human and are completely fake, you are shitcrank. Also if you are seriously annoying.

Example 1:
Emmy: "I hate that girl Janice, boy is she shitcrank like no other. Its like she has no personality of her own!"

Maggie: "Amen to that, sister!"
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Example 2:
Isabelle: "like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?"
The World: " I hate you, you shitcrank bitch."

by southland82 July 22, 2009

Shitconsin

n. The real name of the (unfortunately) American province of Wisconsin. The only reason for its existence is because we didn't want the Native Americans to have the land.

K: Let's go to Wisconsin!
D: Shitconsin you mean? That's right below "shoot myself in the eyes with a nail gun fifty times" on my to do list.

by dropacidnotbombs July 21, 2011

Shitpants 1

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

ShitananaSlippie

When a Man Slips on a Banana and Dies Due to the Immense Pressure Forcing Shit out of his Anus.

Dis guy KAMIL went and did a ShitananaSlippie...
Poor Lad.

by MinderTing July 15, 2020

shit can

Used to describe the action of throwing something away.

I don't need this old tire anymore, I think I'll shit can it...

by Bomni February 7, 2005

Shitcago

Cold, grey murder capital of the midwest. Life is so bad in Shitcago that the Cubs seem like a good baseball team to watch! Home of really bad haircuts.

Look, Shitcago is on fire again. Oh well, it's probably for the best.

by Bears still suck! January 2, 2009

Shitcaker

One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.

" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"

by donkey hole butt pirate July 30, 2006