Shitarian

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.

Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.

by tirtle July 2, 2018

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shitathon

When all the stalls in a public bathroom are full.

Mike: Man, I need to take a dump.
Dan: Ok, I'll wait
Dan: Why are you back so soon?
Mike: Couldn't go, it was a shitathon in there.

by shameus.burp September 3, 2009

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A spinoff of hot potato, when two guys stand with their assholes “connected”, one person shits into the other’s ass, the other guy shits into his ass. They proceed to shit back and forth, whoever has it when the music stops has to give the other a HJ. This is also an Olympic sport

Jake and Tony played hot shitato to seduce eachother before sex

by kugensack July 18, 2009

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shitathalon

An event in which someone or thing takes a shit which lasts for so long
that it should be placed in the guiness book of records. Fortunately, this
event is rare and an extremety. A typical shitathalon lasts for upto 2
and a half hours and expelling over a kg (2.2 lbs) of shit. Health experts
recommend that prior to an expected shitathalon, one should ensure
that there is adaquete ventilaton in the shitting facillity as one may suffer
extreme headaches and or nausea due to the shithouse smell. Post shitathalon,
you may expect to feel like you've lost 10 kg in 2 hours.

Basically a really long shitting experience

person 1: wheres person 3, he said he had to go to the toilet an hour ago, whered he go?
person 2:i think he may of gone on a shitathalon

by coinroller May 22, 2007

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