Shetland Pony

When a man shaves his head hair and glues it to his penis, making his penis look like a Shetland pony

Hey girl, you wanna ride my Shetland pony?

by InternalMooseMD November 24, 2013

Shetland Pony

The smelliest fucking horse on earth.

Damn it Robby! Smells like a damn Shetland Pony in here! Durrp!

by Jornibo January 13, 2009

Shetland Vagina

A smaller than average vagina.Tiny the smallest you've ever seen.

Her vagina was REALLY small but that's good it fit my average sized penis. It looked like a Shetland vagina!

by lunchbox#1 July 13, 2012

Shetland Pony

The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.

I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.

by UberBad March 17, 2005

shithand

To have shit on one's hand.

Hey Adam, what's wrong? I have shithand...this filthy whore just shit on my hand.

by Kyle357 October 9, 2006

Shetland

A shetland is a small pony, but this word describes a very short person.

Torrie hates shetlands; she prefers tall guys.

by David Gacsko and Joel Corpus November 23, 2004

Shetland

A group of islands north of Scotland just above Orkney. Not as good and generally just a hilly, heathery shitehole.

Imagine going to Shetland instead of Orkney, that would be worse than a sentence at alcatraz.

by Iebehehskekr October 24, 2018