shitcock

when you take a shit and accidently shit on your cock

Last time I took a shit I got a huge shitcock.

by john master January 15, 2008

shitcocking

The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can

LOL! I pwned you you biatch! I'm going to f*ck you right in the ass with this Redeemer now you fag!

by weap September 11, 2005

Shitcock

Origin: Robin, one cold night decided to string two expletives together and came up with this gem.

(1) Used to show disgust, (2) as an action (Shit MY cock) or (3) as a dirogatory term.

(1):
!nkeh-$pl@: : swimming is great for everything
RoBIN 53.05: i bet you a million quid it wouldnt benefit my fucking legs
Timmah: thats because you have freaktard legs.
RoBIN 53.05: shitcock yeah

(2): RoBIN 53.05: shit my cock TONIGHT, baby yeah shit my cock TONIGHT

(3) i:
RoBIN 53.05: pish
RoBIN 53.05: you're not the only shitcock in here

(3) ii:
¸Clush.»: btw where has shitcock gone?
Timmah: outside
Timmah: to wank over the stars

by Timmah July 29, 2004

shitcockery

Behavior related to acting like an immature, foul-mouthed, unpleasant forum troll more interested in being antisocial than anything else.

After a while, I grew tired of the shitcockery on Fark.com and stopped going to its forums

by Canobes August 29, 2017

shitlocked

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.

He just shitlocked that door!

by Zer0Hawk June 16, 2018

Shitcloak

To Cover an individual entirely from head to toe with animal or human feces, and convince them they are invisible.

Last week we got so drunk in Larry's barn that we covered Duke in horse dook, and legitimately convinced him he was invisible because of his Shitcloak

by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019

shitlock smile

Derived from "shit eating grin" + "sherlock holmes".

A smile one gives to another person when knowing something that other person might wish to know, but doesn't.

A smug, slightly ugly smile usually given by a wanker, backstabber, or biatch. The person smiling may even look as if they wish to say, "It's no shit, Sherlock...that you're going down."

Lily: "Uh oh, Kayla.... Did you see Missy's shitlock smile? You'd better watch your back."

Kayla: "Well naturally the brown stuff has to run off the nose down to the mouth...."

by kero frangipani pants February 8, 2009