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Shimbob loves dick harrison and has him as his god because every one knows dick harrison is the man. Shimbob has the power to destroy anyone with a sentece because he speaks like he is smarter then you because he is but also to be a god so people look up to him.
by REAL_Reezy June 1, 2021
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Considered statutory rape in other countries.
Considered statutory rape in other countries.
1) Hugh Hefner gets a shimkus every Monday to Thursday, but only regular sex when The Daily show and The Colbert Report go on hiatus, which is considerably more sex then either correspondent will have in a lifetime.
2) You're move Stephen.
2) You're move Stephen.
by Mr. Stephen Colbert November 21, 2011
Get the Shimkus mug.A Shitty Limo, usually the poor quality can be attributed to a destinct lack of stretch, a patchy paint job or that it is simply a people carrier with an extra wedge stuck on the back.
Dave: wooah, check out that limo, thats hot
*limo turns the corner*
Bob: No man, that shimo doesn't belong on the road it belongs in the trash, just like your mom.
Dave: what?
*limo turns the corner*
Bob: No man, that shimo doesn't belong on the road it belongs in the trash, just like your mom.
Dave: what?
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