semen bat

When a guy is whackin' it and he gets really angry right before he comes, a semen bat is born.

Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.

by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015

semenated

when something has traces of semen in it

Person1:I call the bed
Person2:Have fun sleeping in my semenated sheets

by K4pt4in April 12, 2008

semen fairy

noun
1. A magical creature that leaves semen in unexpected places.
2. A common excuse given to explain why there is cum on your sheets when you can't remember how it got there.
3. An alternative to whorish behavior.

Her roommate accused her of having sex in her bed, but she claimed it was the work of the semen fairy.

by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 7, 2005

semen straw

male member, dick, cock, prick, tool....

Melissa loves to suck Billy's semen straw.

by fuckthathotass69 January 25, 2017

Charlie Sheen Crazy

Behavior and/or appearance that is extremely mad, or disturbing; Actions or words that make those around uncomfortable or ill; Taking one’s behavior to a very high level of madness, and mental instability; Being so unstable and profoundly delusional as to be considered a professional at it; bizarre or eccentric behaviour that puts those who witness it in a state of significant unease; Persistent partying (i.e. drinking, drug usage etc.) so extreme and beyond the pale that it disrupts the normal functioning of one's brain and neural operations

“I am into wild partying and all, but trust me, I am not going to go Charlie Sheen Crazy any time soon.”

“I would be careful around Sylvio and Muamar. When those two dudes get together, they go Charlie Sheen Crazy.”

REPORTER: "Senator, how are you going to explain this behaviour to your constituents?"

SENATOR: "Good question Will. I think I’ll do a suitcase of cocaine, sleep with a couple of porn stars cum hookers, go without sleep for 72 hours and then do an interview on ABC. I feel like going Charlie Sheen Crazy with this."

by Sunderwear March 19, 2011

Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm

A white person who's so trash that he/she shouldn't have even been born. Similar to the term "Caucasishit".

"His racist ass called me the n word over social media, but he would never call me that in person because I will knock the hell out of that Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm."

by IBTAL September 21, 2019

sheenam

A very sexy, blissful girl who knows how to make people smile and has a good sense of humour. Shows innocence and sweetness but can also be sexy as hell when you want them to be. Is cool with whatever their guys get up to. However, do not ever say muffin man to them on thursdays as it can make them cry and give them farting issues.

"I think sheenam is a very nice girl" "Yeh she is"

by celine_jaaaaaay July 16, 2013