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Shituation

A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.
"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.
by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013
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shiturple

When you take a huge shit in your toilet and then spraypaint it purple.
"I went to a public restroom at the ballpark, when I saw shiturple in the toilet."
by J Gannon September 26, 2005
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Sorry for the mess in the bathroom, I was shiturbating.
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shitual

a ritual that takes place before defecation, especially at a workplace stall that one uses often.
Dave has a shitual of cleaning the seat before dropping anchor in the mens restroom at work.
by schnozz September 2, 2009
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Shituated

The result of being comfortable enough on the toilet to start/continue taking a shit.
After wiping the seat, and with no one else in the public bathroom, I finally got shituated on the toilet.
by TheFiend138 September 1, 2014
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shituationship

When your relationship with someone is better classified as a shitty situation.
"Hey, man, you should ask out Becky!"
"Nah, she's taken, but its a shituationship, so maybe later."
by Inachi June 4, 2015
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Shituned

Someone who is trying to be nice to a date and ends up trapped in a room or car while listening to the shittiest tune they have ever had to endure. The Carpenters , Ed Sheehan, Michael Bolton ; nothing is too low to get trapped with someone else’s horrible music taste
I was in a date with the hottie , and she puts in this Ed Sheehan tune that was awful; I was totally shituned.
by Davedale August 7, 2019
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