Shashank

To bear the name Shashank is commonly misinterpreted with the Shawshank Redemption, in which redemption was possible.

In the case of the Shashank, there is no redemption. Ever. The most vile curse of the Shashank, is eternal non-redemption.

That guy might be innocent, but he will never see Shashank

by Miss_M December 2, 2024

shashank-a-donk

Verb:To stab someone in the butt with a penis. To do it in the butt.
Or the past tense-shashank-a-danked

Dude I'm going to shashank-a-donk that chick tonight, it's gonna be amazing.
I shashank-a-danked Suzy last night, it was amazetory.

by wolfnathutchsam January 31, 2009

surya shashank rongali

The most amazing god in the world. He is the main god in the religion of Suryanism. He is a ladies' man and is very powerful( you should see his abs). He may seem dumb, but in reality, he is really smart and has to act dumb to blend in. Suryanism's holy book is known as "The Shank" Om Shashank.

OMG. Did you see how hot Bob is today?
IKR. He's as hot as Surya Shashank Rongali.

by om.shashank October 28, 2021

The Shashank

When the loneliness you feel is so crushing and consuming that you assume any girl you meet will reject you. In severe cases, Passengers becomes your favorite movie and High For This by the Weeknd becomes you favorite songs. In even rarer scenarios, people afflicted with this disease write depressing essays expressing their sorrows. Often these people do not utilize alcohol or any opiates which only increases the feeling of despair. Even worse is when said people drive a Mercedes and work out incessantly and realize that alas even money and muscle cannot make them desirable.

Friend 1: Bro wtf you're so sad

Friend 2: yeah man ive just given up on women

1: Looks like youre pulling The Shashank

2: Did I mention I'm buying a Mercedes?

by StateLover69 February 26, 2017

sai shashank

Someone who is genuinely caring, adorable and hardworking. Their passion for their job is admirable and they're very rational decision makers. Like the moon, they shine even on the darkest days.

Person: Sai shashank is definitely not a douche bag

by Catalytica November 22, 2021

shawshank shitting

the act of using surrounding noises to strategically defecate in a public restroom. taken from Tim Robbins' escape from the fictitious "Shawshank Prison," wherein he bludgeones a large sewage pipe with a rock, striking the pipe only when the thunder from a lightning bolt is loud enough to mask the noise of his stone as it strikes metal.

man, i had to crap so bad! but i knew with only one other guy in the bathroom, shawshank shitting just wouldn't be an option.

by LobsterRodeo September 20, 2009

shawshank exemption

To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.

Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption.

by amra July 12, 2006