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The Shashank

When the loneliness you feel is so crushing and consuming that you assume any girl you meet will reject you. In severe cases, Passengers becomes your favorite movie and High For This by the Weeknd becomes you favorite songs. In even rarer scenarios, people afflicted with this disease write depressing essays expressing their sorrows. Often these people do not utilize alcohol or any opiates which only increases the feeling of despair. Even worse is when said people drive a Mercedes and work out incessantly and realize that alas even money and muscle cannot make them desirable.

Friend 1: Bro wtf you're so sad

Friend 2: yeah man ive just given up on women

1: Looks like youre pulling The Shashank

2: Did I mention I'm buying a Mercedes?

by StateLover69 February 26, 2017