Sharbon

When somebody has not yet started puberty.

Person 1: Have you sprouted any pubes yet?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Hahahahaha you SHARBON!

by Hobbers March 26, 2008

Shannon Donovan

A snake who will fuck you over and then fart in your face. She likes to dutch oven herself and her friends. Don't let her near or else she'll start hissing.

Guy 1: Yo, have you heard about Shannon Donovan?
Guy 2: Nah bro I'm steering away from her.

by Exposer6919 January 25, 2017

Shannon's party

A homeless man masturbating in a public place, like a picnic table in a public park.

We went to Avery park for a potluck but a Shannon's party there ruined the vibe.

by R_4356 July 20, 2017

Melody Shannon

Melody Shannon; noun: A female with a ridiculous understanding and capacity for compassion. Beautiful beyond comprehension. Often bubbly, excitable, and optimistic. If you happen to have a Melody Shannon, know that you have a great human being on your side. She will never hurt you on purpose. She will always be able to read your mind in that creepy, awesome way. Melody Shannons are elusive, though once you have one, you have her for life.

Melody Shannon is the most amazing person I have ever met.

by faithlynnmarie November 6, 2011

bells of shannon

Giving it your all. Shannon (Ireland) was known for having. Particularly difficult bells to ring due to weight and energy required to ring them.

The bell ringers would often appear red faced and spent. This in turn became a euphemism for giving it your all during intercourse.

Whoa Patrick your face is red and your sweating like a priest in brothel, so y'are. Sure what have you been doing?

Dont worry Brendan, sure Sinead came round and ive just give her the bells of shannon. Ill be right in a minute sure i will.

by SirFluffyBOLLOX April 25, 2019

Shannonism

Shannonism is a religion followed by those who believe that everything in the world can be understood through the laws of Information Theory, postulated by Claude E. Shannon in 1948.

I used to be a Christian, but then I discovered Shannonism.

by Shannonist June 28, 2010

Scarnon

A shortened version of the question, "What's going on?" Utilising poorer grammar and said mostly by persons with mullets, or persons impersonating persons with said mullets.

"Scarnon goose? Ya bash tha kent?"

by STEVENEVETS April 29, 2007