sharted

When you gambled on a fart and lost, with shit coming out instead of what you thought was gas.

Denise: What's that smell?

Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.

Denise: Eh?

Polly: You know, I sharted.

by mrausch May 31, 2009

lazer sharked

Being high.

on anything.

the term was coined by a couple of guys high on weed though.

Dude, I'm so lazer sharked. I have no idea whats going on.

by Jaynik July 11, 2007

[Sharted]

When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their underpants down the tiolet, scrubbing with a wet tissue or running away.

Dude, yesterday I was having a farting competition with my mum, then i accidently Sharted

by Super_Arj October 15, 2007

sharted

a shart is when you got gas followed by some mud then just a little more gas.

mike just sharted on his bike

by webster-d December 24, 2008

pre-shaded

The way ghetto's say "preciate it"

1.) Man im hungry!
2.) Here bro have a sandwhich.
1.) Pre-shaded my guy.

by yesnonoyesyesno November 22, 2019

Sharted

When you think you have to fart but instead you shit your pants

Man I really have to fart! OH SHIT I SHARTED

by MidnightT April 18, 2006

Sharted

When you think you have to fart and the make a huge fool out of yourself by then blowing out a huge pile of stinkin poo.

"Dude, let's go."" Why bro, we just got here.""I sharted and it STINKS!!!"

by Ann Onomymous January 18, 2016