The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
by RJ Wells December 12, 2006
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Get the sharted mug.by corey l January 29, 2004
Get the sharted mug." hey, listen to this baby!!" followed by a large squelch between the crotch sound and a murmured Oops!!
by katie-jo March 26, 2004
Get the sharted mug.Similar to the Cleveland steamer. This version is usually done as a hazing ritual. Whereas the hazee lays on his back under a short glass table or other transparent surface (ie. plastic tarp). The hazers then in turn move thier bowels onto the transparent surface just over the hazees face.
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Get the Shartled mug.When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.
I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.
by corsendonkian May 8, 2019
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