Shannon's party

A homeless man masturbating in a public place, like a picnic table in a public park.

We went to Avery park for a potluck but a Shannon's party there ruined the vibe.

by R_4356 July 20, 2017

Shangon

A man who is uncapable of acting civilized and uses gay sex as a ritual followed by dolphins mating.

You are a shangon.

Shangon is one of the 123000 genders

by Please dont track my Toes June 23, 2019

Melody Shannon

Melody Shannon; noun: A female with a ridiculous understanding and capacity for compassion. Beautiful beyond comprehension. Often bubbly, excitable, and optimistic. If you happen to have a Melody Shannon, know that you have a great human being on your side. She will never hurt you on purpose. She will always be able to read your mind in that creepy, awesome way. Melody Shannons are elusive, though once you have one, you have her for life.

Melody Shannon is the most amazing person I have ever met.

by faithlynnmarie November 6, 2011

Jesse Swanson

A super sexy young man who is loved by everyone.

Jesse Swanson is sooo hot.

by NippleTassles5000 January 17, 2012

bells of shannon

Giving it your all. Shannon (Ireland) was known for having. Particularly difficult bells to ring due to weight and energy required to ring them.

The bell ringers would often appear red faced and spent. This in turn became a euphemism for giving it your all during intercourse.

Whoa Patrick your face is red and your sweating like a priest in brothel, so y'are. Sure what have you been doing?

Dont worry Brendan, sure Sinead came round and ive just give her the bells of shannon. Ill be right in a minute sure i will.

by SirFluffyBOLLOX April 25, 2019

Shannonism

Shannonism is a religion followed by those who believe that everything in the world can be understood through the laws of Information Theory, postulated by Claude E. Shannon in 1948.

I used to be a Christian, but then I discovered Shannonism.

by Shannonist June 28, 2010

shannonball

An ordinary cannonball misnamed to upset/anger people within a close proximity of you. While doing a cannonball you must exclaim "shannonball!."

>Hey Tim, check this out! Shannonball!
>>..what? That's a cannonball.. whatever..

by The Meaty Spincavex July 10, 2009