shatpening

It's when Shatner comes and haunts your house.

The new Horror movies Title: The Shatpening.

by Phuzzylogic October 27, 2014

Sharpening your diamond

Tripping with the intention of learning.

It's helps to dose big when sharpening your diamond.

by 420Katalyst June 26, 2021

Sharteeing

Shitting, farting, and peeing at the same time. Same like sharting but pee in the mix.

It's almost 5:00 A.M. and I'm probably gonna be on the toilet sharteeing.

by otirf December 28, 2021

Sharpening

code word for slitting your WRISTS.
if you’re not comfortable with saying it upfront to the person you’re talking to.

🟠 Girl 1 : What are you doing right now?

⚫️Guy 1 : Just a bit of sharpening, you?

🟠Girl 1: Oh, not much.

by LuxeFromGuac August 6, 2022

Sharpenings

Leftovers after sharpening an art pencil, synonymous with shavings

After you sharpen your art pencils, clean your sharpenings off the bed.

by VBMilkman February 21, 2025

Sea sharpening

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.

Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."

Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."

Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."

by TimmaDoo May 8, 2020

Hippo shameing

When you can't tell if an animal is a hippo or not

"man that's Hippo shameing

by Averagebanshee21 January 28, 2023