Kentucky Fried Shocker

After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.

As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.

by iSpoonW/Baboons October 16, 2009

gaby shocker

An unexpected display of private parts through a man's boxers.

As I woke up this morning, my package was popping out of my boxers; a real gaby shocker!

by moobyandmuschi February 24, 2011

Wisconsin Shocker

A sexual move done by sticking your fist somewhere in your partner’s body, then expanding your hand. This causes great pain to the victims you use it on.

Guy 1: Did you hook up with Suzy last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I used the ol’ Wisconsin Shocker on her. Then she fucking died.

by GayBoyJeremy October 21, 2019

Iron Range Shocker

A sexual act resulting in the electric shock and possible electocution caused by any combination of the following: malfunctioning electrical supply, punctured waterbed or drunk chicks from northern Minnesota's Iron Range.

I got an "Iron Range Shocker" when I turned on the lights to watch Linda's blow me on the leaky waterbed.

by LC_ontherange May 22, 2011

Smurf Shocker

"Two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

Jason: "Did you ever see that Smurfs episode with Sleazy smurf?"
Andy: "No."
Kelly: "Yeah, Sleazy smurf gives Smurfette the 'Smurf Shocker'."
Jason: "That's two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

by JasonAndyKelly March 10, 2008

shocker

Not merely the sexual act where the index and middle fingers are thrust into the vagina while the pinky is jammed into the anus (a.k.a. "two in the bush, one in the tush," "two in the slit, one in the shit," "rockin' and rollin' with one in the colon," etc), but also the hand position used to perform said act (ring finger and thumb touching, all other fingers extended)-- especially when displayed in a context, such as a sporting event or school function, where it has absolutely nothing to do with actual digital penetration of a woman and everything to do with trying to impress one's friends with how unoriginal one is.

The pimple-faced teen, trying desperately to win the approval of his peers, flashed "the shocker" at the exact moment his yearbook photo was taken, despite the fact that he had never even seen a vagina in person, much less stuck his fingers in one, and that if he ever did, HE would be so "shocked" that he'd probably faint.

by The REAL Devil December 28, 2005

shylockerish

adj. describes the action or traits related to being cheap, verbally annoying, possessing an abnormally large nose, or acting in a manner similar to Kyle from the T.V. show South Park.

"I'm tired of hearing you bitch about the $1.15 I owe you. Stop being so shylockerish."
"Dude, that guy's nose must have been a foot long, I've never seen someone so shylockerish."
"My financial adviser really gets on my nerves, wish I would have chose one that wasn't so shylockerish.

by dsmalls09 May 13, 2011