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Execution Order 147

It is said by many people, Execution Order 147 will soon set a war between the Arcanums & The Legacies Family.
"We can't do Execution Order 147, It will cause our family to be destructed" Said by an Arcanum Member.
by Ilixunium November 29, 2018
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Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection

Also called 'The Buffalo Theory' is a hypothesis by Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger who believed that by imbibing certain amounts of alcohol, an individual could increase their intelligence. Specific areas of study included problem solving, memory, and imagination.
Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger, explains his theory to his colleague Dr. George Robert Wendt"
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
by boo boo the bear April 27, 2008
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Natural Self Selection

When members of a large cult or religious group commit mass suicide. When people whom the world, and the gene pool could really do without, decide to take their own lives in mass quantity.
1.Cult leader Jim Jones asked 914 of his followers to join him in natural self selection by drinking the fruit punch.

2. I wish everyone on E! t.v. would finally give into natural self selection.
by The Socket Rientist January 28, 2011
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natural selection

A user made mod by Flayra for half life, who set up his own company with the reputation he gained from it
Involves two teams, the Kharaa (alien) and the TSA (Marines) Who battle it out on base building, or combat maps. They gain upgrades and become more powerful

Has a large fan based community with many user made levels.
Dammit, im bored...Im gonna go play natural selection

Natural Selection Kicks ass

Natural Selection is much better than Counter Strike
by Wrin April 21, 2004
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sexemption

The practice of letting somebody in your social group get away with something normally punishable, solely by virtue of their gender.

Men in a bar will often give a woman a sexemption from paying for drinks.

Women at a homecooked dinner will often give a male diner a free pass from having to do the dishes.
There's a female poster on this games forum who keeps doing things that nobody would put up with in a guy poster. But I guess most of the other posters are dudes, and they don't want to scare her off, so she gets sexemption for now.
by HMB April 30, 2009
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seXception

Regardless of your relationship status. That one, totally hot person that you would HAVE to sleep with...if you had the chance!
Even my wife understands that Jessica Alba is one of my seXceptions!
by GWilson March 14, 2007
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execution

The carrying out of something.

The event or occurance of a thing that is executed.
The execution of this software will result in a virus spreading all over the Internet.
by Jon Davis January 13, 2004
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